It has come to my attention..

THAT WE ARE NOW HOLDING A 1D WAR. WONG FU IS COOL, BUT THEY AREN'T A BAND. Pssh, if you learned to TRRRRYYY new things, maybe 1D would come as a NICE and AMAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE surprise. With that, I DO NOT present you 1D spam, but 1D SUPER MEGA FOXY AWESOME HOT SPAM.

K. HIS HAIR IS TOOOO LONG, BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS DECENT LOOKING.

LOOK AT THIS. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM? 

Much love to the DEA Family despite this squabble.

AND TO 1D. ESPECIALLY ZAYN HARRY AND NIALL.